A Man's Worst Nightmare

Today I had my first taste of the problems caused by philandering (or just plain two-timing). Remember Gertie, the ‘Supermodel’, who I spent a frisky afternoon with last week? Well, I was back around at her place today.


Me and Gertie messing around.


Imagine my dismay, when my old flame, Kira, showed up. Look at the surprised expression on my face!


Kira struts onto the scene.


What followed was a really awkward situation, which maybe only young virile men (like myself) will be able to relate to. I had to keep both of the ladies ‘sweet’, without either of them suspecting that I had been seeing the other one.


This meant having a secret tryst with Gertie in the bushes...


… and also required that I made sure Kira felt as if she was being given my full attention.


Me and my two girlfriends.

I must admit, I think I pulled off the whole charade fairly well. However, I would not like to encounter these situations too often. It was definitely not good for my blood pressure…