Homer's Happy Christmas 2012

Merry Christmas everyone! I hope your day was fantastic.

I was so excited when I awoke, knowing that I would get lots of presents and yummy goodies! Yay!

Here’s me checking out my pressies. Much to my disappointment, I didn’t get what I wished for…

…“Where’s the iPhone 5 that you promised me?”

Oh well, all was not lost. I got some yummy treats and a pink flamingo cuddly toy...

…which I played with for the entire afternoon.

Here’s me sleeping with my new toy.

The best was yet to come – the mouth-watering FOOD!

By the way, something sneaked into my kitchen last night. Can you guess what it was?

Woo hoo, it was the ‘Turkey God’!

As you know, I always worship the Turkey God whenever It comes to town.

I stared in awe for a while, before beginning to pray…


Unfortunately, It refused to budge from the bench!

There it was, the Turkey God in all its glory, weighing in at 11kg/24 pounds. It lay on the kitchen bench, dressed in exotic herbs and spices.

Man I was drooling!

Finally, after what seemed like a lifetime, the Turkey God emerged from the kitchen, fully cooked.

At last, the Missus prepared my portion, complete with all the trimmings.

Got to go now, there’s food to be eaten.

Wishing all of my friends a very Merry Christmas!