Homer's Hobbies

Woof! Woof!

I’ve been a busy dog lately. When I’m not hanging out with my new girlfriend, Pebbles, you can guarantee that I’ll be doing something useful around the house.

Let me show you what I mean...

Sometimes the Missus needs to pop out to the shops. Who better to chauffeur her around than Yours Truly?

Of course when we get back home with the groceries, someone needs to make the dinner.

Meet Chef Homer!!! Here I’ve prepared some scrumptious chicken pies. (Better than your Grandma’s recipe - Heheheh).

After twenty minutes…VOILA!

I’d better taste them first to make sure they’re good enough for the humans. ‘Slurp!’

After slaving over a hot stove, it’s time to kick back with one of my favourite hobbies…

…Photography! “Yeah baby, give it to me, give it to me!” (I’m referring to the treat which the Missus is holding).

CLICK. Gotcha!

Phew, all of that driving, cooking and photography has got me bushed.

Time to relax with some music. (My favourite tunes are ‘Who Let the Dogs Out?’, ‘How Much is That Doggy in the Window?’, ‘Puppy Love’ and anything by Snoop Doggy Dog).

Unfortunately, the music just makes me…

…sleepier…

…and sleepier…

…and Zzzzzzzz.