Yesterday was Valentine’s Day and I thought that this was the perfect opportunity for me to impress my sweetheart Kira.
Like a modern day Cassanova, I thought that a rose between my teeth would be particularly swashbuckling.
I then wrote a romantic card to declare my undying love for her.
Finally, I added the ‘pièce de résistance’, a framed photo of Kira and I to show what a perfect couple we make. I put this together with the rose and the card and left them at Kira’s bedside.
I hope she’ll like my presents. I’ll let you know…