Last week, Dad went to England to visit
Grandma. He’s now returned home and guess what he brought with him – A NEW BED for Yours Truly! All the way from England! Aroo… rooo… roo!
Although I love my new bed, I couldn’t bear to part with the old one. I got it when I was only about eight months old…
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| …and it has travelled around the world with me ever since. |
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| I’ve spent countless hours sleeping in it, as well as watching the world go by. |
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| Unfortunately, it has developed a lot of holes over the years. Now, this is something you wouldn’t want to show your girlfriends, right? It’s embarrassing! |
Anyway, check out my super-duper new bed. It not only looks fantastic, but it’s comfortable too!
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| It is made of sturdy ‘memory foam’, which moulds to the contours of my ‘ahem’ svelte body. |
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| The Missus has laid a quilt on it to add a finishing touch. |
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| Look at my happy face! |
It's sooooo comfy...
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| …Oops! (A little too comfy) |
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| Ahh… bliss! Hopefully, the girls will now be rushing to my (new) bedside. Woo hoo! |
Right folks, I’m off to slumberland now. “Night–night, sleep tight, there’ll be no bed bugs biting me tonight!”
Love,
Homer
