Woof! Woof! Arooooo... It's Christmas! As usual, I had a great Christmas Day. But not before the obligatory photoshoot...
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| ...in front of the Christmas tree... |
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| ...and with my Christmas cards as a backdrop. |
Of course, the best part of Christmas is the fantastic food I get to eat...
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| ...and there it is. The 'Turkey God' in all its (24lb/11kg) glory. |
Without thinking, I began to pray, VERY VERY HARD...
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| The 'Turkey God' is the only deity I worship. (Except, of course, when the 'Lamb God' is in town). |
Unfortunately, after a while, the 'Turkey God' mysteriously disappeared. Not to worry, it was soon time for the 'Homer Gift Unwrapping Ceremony'.
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| Look at all my presents! |
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| Ta-da! Here they all are unwrapped. |
Wait a minute, what's that I smell?
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| Woo - hoo! The 'Turkey God' is back. This time with a suntan, and with his 'disciples', the 'Roast Potato', 'Carrot', 'Broccoli', 'Mushroom' and 'Yorkshire Pudding?!?' gods. |
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| Oh My Dog! Looks yummy! |
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| Finally, the 'Missus God' took over and prepared Yours Truly's Christmas dinner. Doesn't it look scrumptious? |
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| Here I am waiting to get tucked in... |
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| ...and then I was off! |
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| It didn't take long for me to finish off this helping. But don't worry, there was plenty more of the 'Turkey God' left for later. |
Merry Christmas everyone!!
