Happy (Belated) Valentine's Day!

I know I'm a day late but I just wanted to wish everyone a Happy Valentine's Day!

Sending all my love and smoochie kisses to you,

Homer

Homer's Happy New Year Hangover

First of all, a Happy New Year to everyone!

Happy New Year!

I hope you are all feeling grrreat! I can’t say the same for myself. I rung in the New Year with loads of yummy food; howled Auld Lang Syne and ended the night with lots of bubbly. Too much bubbly.

Now I’m suffering the consequences. I have a terrible hangover.

Groan…Never again!

Once again, Happy New Year to all my friends. I wish everyone a fantastic 2013!

Woof,
Homer

Homer's Happy Christmas 2012

Merry Christmas everyone! I hope your day was fantastic.

I was so excited when I awoke, knowing that I would get lots of presents and yummy goodies! Yay!

Here’s me checking out my pressies. Much to my disappointment, I didn’t get what I wished for…

…“Where’s the iPhone 5 that you promised me?”

Oh well, all was not lost. I got some yummy treats and a pink flamingo cuddly toy...

…which I played with for the entire afternoon.

Here’s me sleeping with my new toy.

The best was yet to come – the mouth-watering FOOD!

By the way, something sneaked into my kitchen last night. Can you guess what it was?

Woo hoo, it was the ‘Turkey God’!

As you know, I always worship the Turkey God whenever It comes to town.

I stared in awe for a while, before beginning to pray…

Unfortunately, It refused to budge from the bench!

There it was, the Turkey God in all its glory, weighing in at 11kg/24 pounds. It lay on the kitchen bench, dressed in exotic herbs and spices.

Man I was drooling!

Finally, after what seemed like a lifetime, the Turkey God emerged from the kitchen, fully cooked.

At last, the Missus prepared my portion, complete with all the trimmings.

Got to go now, there’s food to be eaten.

Wishing all of my friends a very Merry Christmas!